The Naked Song

I saw a man just walking around
Naked as the day as he was born
He was tall and lean and very good lookin
The poster boy for american porn

I was shocked
I was stunned
But I must admit a little bit awed
But I did find all of this very odd

Then I turned around
To my dismay
I saw endless skin
No clothes to be found

I saw Billy and his pa
and grandma Sue
They were naked as a jaybird
and lovin it too

A thought stuck me
I was scared to see
If anything weird
had happened to me

I said a prayer
and took a look
I was fully clothed
every button and hook

I pondered and I wondered
what was going on
Then I saw a sign
the nudist are in town

Hey hey the nudists are in town
Lets celebrate the nudists are in town
tHey hey the nudists are in town
Hey hey just walking around