Living in Strange Times

(We didnt start the Fire: Billy Joel)

Burritos foully cussing and cursing,
Also frequently and randomly bursting.
Tacos protesting Enchiladas desisting,
Tostadas, Fajitas, frothing, fermenting.

Oh what strange times we live in...
It’s all so scary and frightening,
Not at all enlightening.
Oh what strange times we live in...
Does nobody else here see,
It’s time for all to flee

Lomein is howling, chowmein is screaming,
Mandarin and Orange chicken are freaking.
Rolls unwrapping, dumplings are splitting,
Fortunes of cookies are seen reversing.

Oh what strange times we live in...
It’s all so scary and frightening,
Not at all enlightening.
Oh what strange times we live in...
Does nobody else here see,
It’s time for all to flee

Vindaloo is crying, pakoras are frying,
Lamb and Chicken curries aren’t trying
Tandoori chicken in the oven is prying,
Biryani accuses Dum Aloo of lying

Oh what strange times we live in...
It’s all so scary and frightening,
Not at all enlightening.
Oh what strange times we live in...
Does nobody else here see,
It’s time for all to flee

To flee, To flee, To flee…